Cody requested I post a little more about super cop

Additional thoughts on the New Hampshire incident:
I believe Cody and I are both most distraught over the false advertising perpetrated by the shit state of New Hampshire. The license plates clearly advocate for “Live Free or Die,” a blatant lie as demonstrated by the events of this evening. My deodorant, Old Spice Matterhorn, claims to smell like wind, ice, and freedom. Goddamn if it doesn’t! I’m like a walking Constitution when I have that stuff on. Ezra Brooks bourbon is for adventurous souls and rugged individuals, which I can attest to from the very first chug. New Hampshire Police don’t live free. Cody believes his offspring will be off the utmost douche tier, and I hope they are raped by yeti (or abominable snow men, doesn’t make a difference to me).